- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to not care.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to see through glass

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers