The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become powerless

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see the past.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!