The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!