Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!