The power to see water one meter behind you.

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yo mama

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to get arrested

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!