- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to predict the present

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

Pointless Super Powers