- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to have no superpower

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to communicate with sperm.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to read your own mind

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to swim on land.

Pointless Super Powers