the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to be gay on command.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!