The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!