The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to die instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!