- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to die at will

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

Pointless Super Powers