The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to sit

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!