The power to have no superpower

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to sweat poop.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

to zap people but only yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!