The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!