The power to like Justin Bieber

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!