- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no superpower

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The ability to know when men have erections

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power of women's rights.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to get arrested

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power think five times slower.

The Power to Read really Small Words

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Pointless Super Powers