teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!