The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!