the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to jump

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to half transform to something.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to have an ability.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!