The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!