The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to smell water.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!