- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak braille.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to do something while you can play games.

Pointless Super Powers