- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to die when you get old

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to die on command.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

Pointless Super Powers