- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to swim on land.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of exploding when you think.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to speak using their mouth

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to jizz mango chutney

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to be gay on command.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers