The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to eat people :D

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see the past.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!