The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Aweonao

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to control yourself

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!