The power to be oppressed by everything

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power of the succulent game

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!