The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!