The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Nothing

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to jump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!