- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to die on the spot

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

Pointless Super Powers