- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

Pointless Super Powers