- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to morph into yourself

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to have no superpower

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers