To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!