The power that will grant you no power.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power of 12% levetation

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to not do it.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to see when people fart.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to light glue on fire.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to be normal and average

The power to teleport small dogs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!