- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to summon a massive midget

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to jump

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to die

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers