The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!