- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to look at Sun.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to think of a good super power right now.

being black

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to lick your balls.

Pointless Super Powers