The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to become demented

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!