- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be a common person

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to like charlie

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to always know the exact time.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

Pointless Super Powers

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough