the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to read this.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!