The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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power to age faster

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!