The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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blindness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!