The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!