- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Being only half invisible.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to ejaculate napalm

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to die when you get old

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

Pointless Super Powers