The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to be blind

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to do nothing

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the power to become translucent

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!