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The ability to be poor for life

The power to be powerless.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

The power to die

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell people's moods

the power to do nothing

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to see stuff

The power to break bones at will.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!