Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to hovertate

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!