The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!