The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!