- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to digest corn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to even

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to become translucent

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers