The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to get in the van

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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To never remember what the word if means

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to see through glass

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!