The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to misspell

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!