- Pointless Super Powers

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

75% levitation

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to summon a pen, once

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to do nothing

yo mama

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to bleed anally at will

the power to become translucent

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to not write pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!