the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!