- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to read your own mind

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

Pointless Super Powers