The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to kill you self.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!