the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!