- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to walk on land.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to break a Nokia

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to turn any object into food

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power think five times slower.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The ability to become visible at will.

Pointless Super Powers