The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!