The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!