The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!