- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

Meltman, with the power to melt!

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

Pointless Super Powers