power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!