The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!