- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to jizz money

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Pointless Super Powers