The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to do nothing

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to poop glue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!