The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to be normal.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!