The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!