The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to block your own powers

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mint berry crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!