the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to not have a superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!