- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

To never remember what the word if means

Pointless Super Powers